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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    The Possession of Hannah Grace - Review (2018) The Good Diederik Van Rooijen at least tries directing the movie It has some creepy imagery. The Bad Its probably the most uneventful horror movie I have ever seen, nothing really happens its just a bunch of cheap jump scares. The possession is the opening so why is it even called it. Shay Mitchell's boring performance. The other performances are just there. Overall: Once again Screen Gems/Sony make another shit horror movie. Just skip this Overall Grade: F+
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Mortal Engines - Review (2018) The Good Stephan Lang's CGI Character Strike is the beat part Junkie XL's Musical Score. The Visual Effects are at least fantastic. The Bad Christian Rivers's awful direction. The plot isn't anything new its the same you seen a thousand times that takes itself to seriously. The Generic characters that I barely remember their names I only know the 2 main characters You could of cut the subplot with the Villains daughter. The editing is not good. The dialogue is horrendous Like every YA movie there's a forced romance. Its long a hell being nearly 2 hours and doesn't help with the bad pacing that makes it boring at times. The hilariously bad ending. Overall: Big Misfire from Universal into trying to make a franchise out of this movie. Overall Grade: D-
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Aquaman - Review (2018) The Good Jason Mamoa is fantastic as Arthur Curry / Aquaman, he is not the one note surfer dude from Justice League, his performance in this is much better its a little laid back but still fun at times, he's given a very good back story with good use of flash backs that don't interior the story it helps progress the story. James Wan's Fantastic Direction he just gets it and this what happens when you let him do what he does best he also directs some beautiful action scenes. Amber Heard as Mera steals the Whole Fucking Show she's just a badass. I liked Mamoa and Heard's Chemistry. Patrick Wilson as Orm / Ocean Master even though I liked Black Manta better, Ocean Master was still a badass as well and is not evil he has his own reasons for what he is doing also HES NOT A CGI FINAL BOSS FIGHT..... finally. Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as David Kane / Black Manta is fucking awesome, definitely him and Ocean Master are the best villains since Man of Steel's Zod and Faora. Nicole Kidman is a badass as Atlanna. Willem Dafoe and Dolph Lundgren are also good. Its like a Great Phase One Marvel film cause it knows how to have fun. Its campy and insane but its fun and it knows it. The World Building like Lord of the Rings and The Matrix (before that crashed and burned) Don Burgess' cinematography with a lot of great one shots. The Visual Effects is some aspects are great. The Lighting and Color Scheme is beautiful its like finally some color to these movies. Rupert Gregson-Williams fantastic score, definitely one of the best superhero scores. Julie Andrews surprising voice cameo (she's in this and not Mary Poppins Returns which is shocking) The Bad Like I said the Visuals are sometimes good sometimes OK There is is some hokey dialogue its not bad but it is hokey. Overall: This is a big step in the right direction for DC after the HUGE Embarrassing Failure of Justice League, James Wan came and saved the day to finally make Aquaman no longer a joke. Overall Grade: A-
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Well if you saw the post credit scene in Infinity War Duh Captain Marvel is like OP If they can't stop Thanos who else can lol
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    Wrestling Discussion

    Worst WWE PPV's each year 1996: In Your House: Beware of Dog 1997: WrestleMania 13 1998: Rock Bottom 1999: King of the Ring 2000: King of the Ring 2001: Survivor Series 2002: Insurrextion 2003: Armageddon 2004: The Great American Bash 2005: The Great American Bash 2006: December to Dismember 2007: New Year's Revolution 2008: Night of Champions 2009: Hell in a Cell 2010: Fatal 4 Way 2011: Over the Limit 2012: Over the Limit 2013: Wrestlemania 29 2014: TLC: Tables, Ladders, Chairs... and Stairs 2015: Survivor Series 2016: Fastlane 2017: Battleground 2018: Crown Jewel
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    Wrestling Discussion

    Best WWE PPV's for each year (1996-2018) 1996: WrestleMania XII 1997: Summerslam 1998: WrestleMania XIV 1999: Summerslam 2000: Backlash 2001: WrestleMania X-Seven 2002: Summerslam 2003: Vengeance 2004: WrestleMania XX 2005: WrestleMania 21 2006: ECW: One Night Stand 2007: WrestleMania 23 2008: WreatleMania XXIV 2009: Summerslam 2010: WrestleMania XXVI 2011: Money in the Bank 2012: Extreme Rules 2013: Summerslam 2014 WWE: WrestleMania XXX NXT: 4. NXT Takeover: R Evolution 2015 WWE: WrestleMania 31 NXT: NXT Takeover Brooklyn 2016 WWE: Survivor Series NXT: NXT Takeover: Dallas 2017 WWE: TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs NXT: NXT Takeover: Chicago 2018 so far (but I mean come on lol) WWE: Evolution NXT: NXT Takeover: New Orleans
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Under the Silver Lake - Review (2019) *Release is April 19th 2019 The Good Andrew Garfield is great. David Robert Mitchell's (It Follows)very interesting Direction. The Neo-Noir tone and its definitely weird, but definitely different. Topher Grace is good as well of course he's just known as Man at Bar lol. The music in the movie is great The secret messages in everything. The I guess twist and turns are awesome. The Bad In the beginning I don't know the movie wanted to be, but after the Sarah just leaves that's when the movie picked up. Its a little too long, clocking in around over 2 hours. When Garfield interrogates this dude in the restroom they decide to show his shit which I have no idea why that was needed. The ending I really just didn't understand. Overall: Very weird movie and follow up from the director of It Follows even though it was supposed to come out this past summer. Overall Grade: B
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Cam - Review (2018) The Good Madeline Brewer (from The Handmaid's Tale) is fantastic. Daniel Goldhaber's Direction The smart script Its very suspenseful. The ending is absolutely insane The Bad By the end of the movie Alice never really learns from her mistake to be honest she does the same mistake she did before I guess. Some of the other characters aren't really fully developed. Overall: This looked terrible when I glossed over it on Netflix, but then I gave it a try and really enjoyed it. Overall Grade: B+
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    2018 NFL Season

    Time for change
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    2018 NFL Season

    NFL Week 14 Predictions Jaguars vs. Titans - Titans win Panthers vs. Browns - Browns win Ravens vs. Chiefs - Chiefs win Colts vs. Texans - Texans win Patriots vs. Dolphins - Patriots win Giants vs. Redskins - Giants win Saints vs. Buccaneers - Saints win Falcons vs. Packers - Falcons win Jets vs. Bills - Jets win Bengals vs. Chargers - Chargers win Broncos vs. 49ers - Broncos win Eagles vs. Cowboys - Cowboys win Steelers vs. Raiders - Steelers win Lions vs. Cardinals - Lions win Rams vs. Bears - Rams win Vikings vs. Seahawks - Seahawks win
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    First film is still better but its close First is a A+ 2nd is a A
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    I really liked it as well its funny how they did in the post credits Disney already knows next year will be their biggest year
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    The best Venom movie lol
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    Bumblebee (2018)

    This gives me hope that this will be good A Transformers movie actually made by people who actually love transformers
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