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  1. sateler96

    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    I forgot in my review but Sony spoiled the ending of the movie in the trailer lol
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Slender Man - Review (2018) The Good There is creepy imagery but that's all the film relies on I guess it doesn't tease a sequel even though hopefully there shouldn't be one. The Bad It does every horror trope in the past 5 years. Sylvain White's awful direction There's no true main character or really any important character and all the acting is truly awful, especially Joey King. They watch a video to summon him so they basically ripped it off of The Ring but on YouTube (but they can't say YouTube), but thing is Ringu and The Ring are better. There a difference between being a bad horror movie and a boring horror movie and this is is just boring. The forced F Bomb cause its PG-13 The editing is complete ass. There's a generic Library scene that goes on for to long. Slender Man posses a girls boyfriend and his face starts spazzing out its like truly bad. One of the girls is good at track but she trips all the time (LOGIC). Slender Man uses ......... Facetime....... There's weird tension with the girls and its out of no where When you finally see Slender Man he's just a CGI monster so he's not really scary so fail right there. Minor spoiler, but who gives a fuck one of the characters tries to give herself up to Slender Man to save the day, but then she just runs away like WHAT? It just ends lol with a pointless narration. Overall: What looked like utter trash in the trailers still turned out to be utter trash, but its actually boring utter trash. Overall Grade: F-
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    Comic Book Talk

    Yes
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    Comic Book Talk

    Best Popular Film Oscar: 10 Most Likely Nominees 1. Avengers: Infinity War 2. Mary Poppins Returns 3. Black Panther 4. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ( I really hope not movie is crap it wouldn't even win ) 5. Incredibles 2 6. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald 7. Deadpool 2 8. Mission: Impossible - Fallout 9. Paddington 2 10. A Quiet Place
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    The Meg - Review (2018) The Good Jason Statham is entertaining Rainn Wilson is actually good in the movie until he becomes a dumb character. Ruby Rose didn't annoy me so that's a plus. Shuya Sophia Cai is adorable Its a lot more somewhat faithful to the book than the trailers show. Even though there's a lot of stupid in it, it at least tries to take somethings seriously The visual effects are pretty good The Bad They try to force a love story in it Its a little slow in the beginning The Meg is never really scary and thats always gonna be the case for CGI Sharks, there's never gonna be a scary shark movie like Jaws cause that was a real fake shark and The Meg is just CGI. Page Kennedy is a stereotype character. Its just a international marketing movie to get money from China to make its budget back cause its gonna bomb in America. It could been better R Rated which it was gonna be but the director cut scenes to make it PG-13 so they can get money. Overall: its a OK Shark Movie not something people need to rush out to see, if you wanna see a better movie watch Jaws. Overall Grade: C+
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    Comic Book Talk

    Yes
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    Comic Book Talk

    Feige worked on the film having his team at Marvel work on it will make anything good If it was just Amy Pascal she would of had Avi Arad on it That's why Venom has Avi Arad and Feige isn't apart of it Venom will be The Mummy 2017 kills its own universe plans thankfully
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    Comic Book Talk

    Disney doesn't have the rights Its Sony that's why Homecoming was a Sony Pictures movie it made them money not Disney
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    Truth
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    Comic Book Talk

    LOL that's not gonna happen
  11. sateler96

    Wrestling Discussion

    NXT Takeover: Brooklyn IV Predictions NXT Championship - Last Man Standing Match Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Johnny Gargano Prediction: either one could win but i want Gargano to be the New Champion NXT North American Championship Adam Cole (c) vs. Ricochet Prediction: Ricochet New Champion NXT Women's Championship Shayna Baszler (c) vs. Kairi Sane Prediction: Baszler retains NXT Tag Team Championship The Undisputed Era (c) vs. Moustache Mountain Prediction: Undisputed Era Retain Velveteen Dream vs. EC3 Prediction: EC3 wins
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    Venom (2018)

    Sony just trying to plan a universe without spider-man so Marvel doesn't get the rights back but they will lol They have all these movies planned Venom Black Cat Silver Sable Kraven the Hunter Mysterio (he's already in Far From Home so too late there) Silk Morbius Jackpot
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    Venom (2018)

    https://screenrant.com/venom-movie-rating-pg-13/ Pretty much since he's making poop jokes Movie is gonna be garbage lol
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    XD LOL
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Show Dogs - Review (2018) (Short Review) The Good Absolutely Fucking Nothing The Bad EVERYTHING Overall: How this movie has a 17% on RT baffles me, actually how this got green lit baffles me. Overall Grade: Fuck You and Fuck who ever thought this movie was a good idea.
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