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  1. The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) Teaser …: This The Next Adam Sandler movie which is getting Oscar Consideration and talk And has a 88% on RT with more than 40 reviews Sandler needs to do more movies like this and not his shitty comedy's
  2. NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III Predictions NXT Championship Match Bobby Roode (c) vs. Drew McIntyre Prediction: Drew McIntyre New NXT Champion NXT Women's Championship Match Asuka (c) vs. Ember Moon Prediction: Ember Moon New NXT Women's Champion NXT Tag Team Championship Match The Authors of Pain (c) vs. SAnitY Prediction: The Authors of Pain Retain Hideo Itami vs. Aleister Black Prediction: Black wins Johnny Gargano vs. Andrade "Cien" Almas Prediction: Gargano wins
  3. So Corbin lost the MITB Cash in XD
  4. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review (2017) The Good The Jaw-Dropping Visual Effects Cara Delevingne's Charming Performance - Definatley makes up from last years Garbage Movie Suicide Squad It Doesn't Take Itself Too Seriously The Incredible Universe-Building The Supporting Cast Is Terrific - The easy highlights are Ethan Hawke as an eccentric club owner named Jolly the Pimp, and his shape-shifting "entertainer" Bubbles, played in one of the movie's more ludicrously entertaining sequences by Rihanna. There's also Clive Owen showing up in a theatrically-released movie for the first time in ages as Valerian and Laureline's boss, Rutger Hauer hanging out for a cup of coffee in the opening sequence, and John Goodman and Elizabeth Debicki voicing alien creatures for good measure. The Bad Dane DeHaan Is Wildly Miscast he just looks like a teenager in a adult role, even though he tries his best he just doesn't look like a hero The Plot Is Basically Nonsense The Romance Doesn't Really Work - Tying into DeHaan being miscast is the fact that he doesn't have any natural sexual chemistry with Cara Delevingne, causing the romance to fall mostly flat from the outset. Though Cara tries hard, neither actor is convincing as the other's lover, and it doesn't help that the romance is played as earnest rather than light and casual, and so ends up feeling extremely corny. Granted, few actors could make sense of toe-curlingly cringe-worthy lines like, "I only want you on my playlist", but the love story really just weighs down a movie that could've been much more sleek and streamlined without it. Speaking of which... Valerian clocks in at a beefy 137 minutes, which given the story's massive, space-faring scope, isn't surprising or inherently unreasonable, but considering that the plot is largely a series of excuses to string together various action sequences, with a romance awkwardly sandwiched in the middle, it's clear that the final cut of the movie is packed full of narrative bloat. Trim down the romance and cut some of the more indulgent, overt exposition and you've got a far slicker-paced two-hour romp that probably would've played much better with audiences overall. Overall: This is Luc Besson's Best Film since The Fifth Element (Since Lucy was Garage) its a shame we can't go back into this world since it bombed. Overall Grade: C+
  5. Raw has been great indeed That Tag Title Match better have a great payoff
  6. Batman & Harley Quinn Review (2017) The Good Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman - Always great Loren Lester as Dick Grayson/Nightwing Melissa Rauch as Harley Quinn - Her voice was a quite annoying, but she was still fine Kevin Michael Richardson as Floronic Man / Jason Woodrue - he was a badass The Animation and how its in the same world as the animated series Some comedy work The Bad Some Comedy don't Paget Brewster as Poison Ivy - didn't care for her John DiMaggio as Swamp Thing / Alec Holland -just in it a little bit A lot of questionable Weird choices Nightwing and Harley Quinn sex Harley Quinn singing my fucking god The Movie just ends out of no where Overall: This was a weird movie for DC Animation not horrible, but just weird. Overall Grade: C+
  7. The Dark Tower Review (2017) The Good Idris Elba tries his best Matthew McConaughey jusplays himself which is fine but still Tom Taylor is fine but I don't really care for him The Bad The direction is terrible It speeds through essential plot points and frantically introduces characters with little in the way of rhythm or care, all in service of a rushed finale that will leave plenty scratching their heads All the characters are One Dimensional The cinematic version of The Man in Black is an awful character. He just shows up everywhere out of the blue, whispers words like “stop breathing,” and whoever hears these words acts on his command. He seems to have unlimited, unexplained powers – yet still sends untrustworthy lackeys out to do his bidding, then gets mad when they fail. The Visual Effects are terrible The script is terrible of course from Akivia Goldsmen (Batman & Robin) The World of The Dark Tower is a waste The Dark Tower doesn’t even really do us the courtesy of being laughably bad. That would take some level of ambition, which the movie studiously avoids at almost every turn. Instead, it simply exists, eager to be overlooked and forgotten. It’s a shame that this adaptation didn’t have the funding or the vision to be something remarkable because you can see glimmers of a more ambitious, exciting movie." "It aims low and hits (sort of). It's a competent and watchable paranoid metaphysical video game that doesn't overstay its welcome, includes some luridly entertaining visual effects, and - it has to be said - summons an emotional impact of close to zero. Which in a film like this one isn't necessarily a disadvantage Stephen King saying this is good and The Shining Is shit So there's that Overall: The Dark Tower does not work on Screen it should be a TV Show. Overall Grade: D-
  8. Yeah he's a pain in the ass
  9. Jets don't have anyone I don't think XD and they will even NfL is predicting they will be the worst
  10. Well this just in new WR for the Bills Jordan Matthews suffered a Chest injury in practice
  11. No but we don't know until proven Innocent bumore than likely he is innocent
  12. I probably will watch it
  13. The Book of Henry Review (2017) The Good This is a very Original Film from Colin Trevorrow that focuses on Characters, that's very different and breaks a lot of rules with it shifting in Tones especially in the middle and it works. Its just real its not for everyone its something that will shock you. All the Performances are fantastic Jaeden Lieberher - his acting skill is so far ahead of his time Naomi Watts - Shines by the end of the film Jacob Tremblay - once again great as the kid actor he is like he was in Room Maddie Ziegler - Doesn't have a lot dialouge , but instead shows it through expressions on her face which one scene is heart breaking Dean Norris is always great, same for Lee Pace and Sarah Silverman Colin Trevorrow understands how to direct actors to get powerful performances The Bad Some weird choices that makes the characters have dumb choices even though their smarter that this And the ending is pretty predictable Overall: This does not deserve a 22% Rotten Rating on Rotten Tomatoes this is a really good movie and its sad people didn't give this a chance Colin Trevorrow is a great director and I still can't wait to see what he brings to Episode IX. Overall Grade: B
  14. TBH Jets is much worse But Broncos have the Hardest schedule of the year And Packers have one of the easiest Schedules besides Seahawks, Falcons, Vikings, Buccaneers, Saints, Steelers
  15. Is it really? Edit: holy shit it is