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    Comic Book Talk

    Marvel Cinematic Universe Films Ranked 1. Avengers: Endgame 2. Avengers: Infinity War 3. Captain America: Civil War 4. The Avengers 5. Captain America: The Winter Soldier 6. Iron Man 7. Guardians of the Galaxy 8. Thor: Ragnarok 9. Spider-Man: Homecoming 10. Black Panther 11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 12. Iron Man 3 13. Avengers: Age of Ultron 14. Ant-Man 15. Doctor Strange 16. Captain America: The First Avenger 17. Thor 18. Captain Marvel 19. Ant-Man and the Wasp 20. Iron Man 2 21. The Incredible Hulk 22. Thor: The Dark World
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    Avengers: Endgame - Review (2019) The Good The Russo Brothers once again deliver in such a satisfying 22 Movie arc. The cast as always is fantastic like Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man gets major character growth as he does in almost every film. Chris Evans as Steve Rogers / Captain America gets a lot more to do than Infinity War and he's a total bad ass as always. Chris Hemsworth as Thor gets some really great and surprising moments, especially with Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon. Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner / Hulk gets a lot of the comedy relief. Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow is really great as well. Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton / Hawkeye/ Ronin is extremely badass and definitely the best we seen of Hawkeye. Paul Rudd as Scott Lang / Ant-Man also brings the comedy relief. Brie Larson as Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel is used sparce but with the scenes she is in she is fantastic thought she was used better in this because of the Russo Brothers are better directors. Don Cheadle as James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine gets a lot to do which was really cool. Karen Gillan as Neblua gets a lot of character growth. Josh Brolin as Thanos doesn't get as much screen time like in Infinity War since that was basically his movie and this is the actual Avengers Movie, but he is still great non the less. The other cast members that show up are spoiler filled heavy details. The first act is a slow burn, but its a good slow burn and does a lot of stuff j wasn't expecting, but delivers in character growth. The trailers really didn't show anything from this movie and that's why a lot of surprises are even better. There's a lot of Amazing Fan service with surprises and callbacks to past films. The Emotional Weight is huge I teared up and cried a lot. The Last 45 minutes are just impossible to describe cause that's how truly epic it is. Alan Silvestri once again does the score and is fantastic. The visual effects are outstanding. There's no post credit scene but there is something at the end and what ever that truly means I guess we will have to find out in the future. The Bad Absolutely Nothing. Final Thoughts: As a final chapter to a 22 movie journey it delivers as a perfect ending and yet a perfect beginning for future MCU Movies and I'm curious to see what happens in Spider-Man: Far From Home and Phase Four. Overall Grade: A+
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    Comic Book Talk

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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    Finished My Roommate is a Cat the other day really hope there is a Season 2
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    Comic Book Talk

  6. 20 Predictions For 2019's Rotten Tomatoes Scores

    1. Star Wars: Episode IX (92%)

    2. Jumanji 3 (63%)

    3. Frozen 2 (88%)

    4. Sonic The Hedgehog (29%)

    5. Joker (68%)

    6. It: Chapter Two (75%)

    7. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (64%)

    8. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (85%)

    9. The Lion King (90%)

    10. Spider-Man: Far From Home (92%)

    11. Toy Story 4 (89%)

    12. Dark Phoenix (17%)

    13. Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (83%)

    14. Aladdin (48%)

    15. Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (72%)

    16. Avengers: Endgame (87%)

    17. Shazam! (81%) - Its actual score (90%)

    18. Dumbo (56%) - Its actual score (47%)

    19. Captain Marvel (93%) - its Actual Score (78%)

    20. Alita: Battle Angel (76%) - its actual score (60%)

  7. sateler96

    Random Thoughts 4.0

    The Raid should never be remade especially a American Remake.....
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    Yeah I know but starting with Next Weeks episodes were gonna get 70-80 minute long episodes
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    Random Thoughts 4.0

    Definately the funniest episode of Game of Thrones
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    May 2019 Movie Releases

    Here are May 2019 Movies Releases and Box Office Winners May 3rd El Chicano The Intruder Long Shot Ugly Dolls May 10th Pokemon: Detective Pikachu The Hustle Poms May 17th John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum A Dog's Journey The Sun Is Also a Star May 24th Aladdin Brightburn Booksmart May 31st Godzilla: King of the Monsters Rocketman Ma Box Officer Winners for May Prediction May 3rd Weekend: Avengers: Endgame May 10th Weekend: Avengers: Endgame May 17th Weekend: Avengers: Endgame May 24th Weekend: Aladdin May 31st Weekend: Godzilla: King of the Monsters
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    Silver Surfer

    Doug Jones was Abe in Hellboy
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    Silver Surfer

    Meh it was pretty boring voice Doug Jones does better voice work Nothing is good about that movie lol Not even Chris Evans lol thank god he's Captain America
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    Movie Review Thread 4.0: The Unnecessary Reboot

    The Curse of La Llorona - Review (2019) The Good Linda Cardellini is great with what she is given and same with Raymond Cruz. The 2 kid actors Jaynee-Lynne Kinchen and Roman Christou were also good. The Bad Jump scares galore like Jesus Christ do them correctly like James Wan and David F. Sandberg cause these jump scares are garbage and it doesn't really make La Llorona scary. Michael Chaves's Mediocre direction The story of La Llorona is interesting but told so poorly in this film, it also feels like the same old movie in this universe Ghost or Thing haunt a family so they gotta get a priest or someone to help and this is the 6th film in this universe like it just feels lazy now. The movie takes place in Los Angles which is a mistake cause it just looks boring as if it was actually in Mexico since this is a Mexican folktale it would make the film look beautiful and probably more creepy. The cheap and forced Universe tying Easter egg. Michael Burgess's shitty cinematography. Stupid character decisions. Visual Effects look piss poor. Final Thoughts: Another generic spinoff in The Conjuring Universe and for this year for horror is not shaping up to be great, the cast make this at least watchable unlike Annabelle and The Nun, but is wouldn't waste my time or recommend this to anyone cause it feels their just churning these out now to make a quick profit. Overall Grade: D+
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    Silver Surfer

    Least he looked like the Silver Surfer minus bad CGI lol and wasting Doug Jones, Galactus was like butchering a comic book character like Baraka Pool and The Phoenix from The Last Stand lol