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I feel like the wheels thing was written to start some jokes. Anyways, he either doesn't see himself in 5-10 years, or maybe he has a family member that'll hook him up for something.


That's the boring answer, if you want crazy, fun theories, then maybe he'll disappear without a trace, finally get rid of the goatee, change his name and start to workout... all to put the legend of DSP to rest, but not forgotten.

After moving to Malibu, he will open an italian-hotel where he will spend the rest of his days as the head-manager. Surfing the beaches of Cali during the day, drinking Limoncello at night, that is how this world will remember him.

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Getting a job that pays the same as youtube/twitch is impossible because he has been out of the labor market for a long time and any employer that does an internet search will not hire him when they see all the mistakes he has made on the internet.

Dsp is in a cycle that will keep him going for a while longer. Detractors posting negative video clips about him are the reason why new viewers are checking him and decide he's not as horrible as the detractor's make him out to be.

One day his parents will pass away and give him enough financial security to move onto something different. Until then the detractor's will keep him in the spotlight and new people will send him tips because they will think he is a better guy than what detractor's portray.

 

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23 hours ago, Tahdel said:

Getting a job that pays the same as youtube/twitch is impossible

 

Thats the key here, DSP will NEVER find a job that requires the low amount of effort he puts into his streaming let alone one that pays close to 100K a year. I always say, I dont blame Phil AT ALL, imagine if you found a job that requires you to roll out of bed in pajamas and play games for maximum monetary rewards?  There is none. 

The gap in his resume is also an issue, as someone whose worked in recruitment before, all they care about is experience the amount of times I saw resumes passed over because of the lack of experience in the field. 

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On 10/25/2020 at 11:15 AM, Tahdel said:

Getting a job that pays the same as youtube/twitch is impossible because he has been out of the labor market for a long time and any employer that does an internet search will not hire him when they see all the mistakes he has made on the internet.

Just IMO, but I think this is bullshit. Most companies are not going to google search for your internet accounts. Very few companies actually do this.

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On 1/22/2021 at 9:00 AM, KGhaleon said:

Just IMO, but I think this is bullshit. Most companies are not going to google search for your internet accounts. Very few companies actually do this.

depends on the job.

If ur applying for flipping burger duty they aint gonna search u. But if its for financial consultant or engineer in a company with proper HR procedure, pretty sure they ll search ur public social account ie. facebook and/or any links to it they could find

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On 1/26/2021 at 6:19 AM, Cappuccino said:

depends on the job.

If ur applying for flipping burger duty they aint gonna search u. But if its for financial consultant or engineer in a company with proper HR procedure, pretty sure they ll search ur public social account ie. facebook and/or any links to it they could find

 

On 1/26/2021 at 11:50 AM, VertigoTeaparty said:

I wouldn't bet on it. I work for a small company and I know our managers have done it.

You all are making the mistake in treating dsp like he is a common man when clearly dsp is anything but. The common person doesn't have a legion of trolls out to get them. Even if the employer doesn't look him up I'm sure some autist from the dspshere will find out and contact his employer.

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19 minutes ago, planettenon4 said:

You all are making the mistake in treating dsp like he is a common man when clearly dsp is anything but. The common person doesn't have a legion of trolls out to get them. Even if the employer doesn't look him up I'm sure some autist from the dspshere will find out and contact his employer.

Wild exaggeration, most companies don't give a shit about any of that.

Typically you can't just "email" a company or employer, unless it's some tiny business with a few employees.

Internet drama and the real world don't mix.

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Accrue as much as possible, just to pull a Houdini on everyone. He'll go to Argentina to never be found again... a half-successful plan at the end. You see, a documentary will eventually cover it decades later: How did this forgotten legend evade the public eye for so long?


"It's still a mystery to this day... we're dumbfounded. How does a man comlpetely erase his own trace from this earth like that? I've never seen someone challenge the Streisand effect to this degree... AND GET AWAY WITH IT! (perplexed laugh)"

[Fade-out to commercials]

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[Catchy 5 seconds-intro]

Narration of Phil's life while still-images of him when he was younger play as a slide-show.


Narration.thumb.jpg.4b6ebd37038f18cbb074bfcff45d9f02.jpg


 

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19 hours ago, MufflerBearing said:

If Phil is smarter than we think, he is secretly saving up money for retirement.

Nah...as much as he exaggerates the state of his finances....I actually fully believe him when he says that he has no savings/retirement. 
If he’s smart he’ll do whatever it takes to payoff his house...barring his parents leaving him something substantial...his current house is really his only form of security for the future. 

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